You are clever, terribly witty, and no doubt belong to one of the most interesting houses.
Available in Off White.
Model left, wearing size XL.
Model right, wearing size M.
- 100% cotton
- Garment dyed
- Generous fit and high collar
- Unisex Sizing
Recommendation: For true to size fit order one size down. Normal size for loose fit, or one size up for oversized. See sizing chart above for more details.
All of our products achieve their unique and vintage feel from a garment dyed process. To keep the integrity of your item we recommend washing your new tee inside out and in cold water. For their first wash, wash separately from other garments.
We highly recommend air drying flat or tumble dry on low heat or delicate, inside out.
Do not iron decoration. Do not bleach.
For preorders please allow 2-3 weeks before shipment, any multi-piece order that contains a preorder will ship together in this processing time.
Most orders ship within 5 business days (Monday - Friday).
We offer shipping within the US, Canada, Australia, and the UK. Shipping costs for orders will be calculated at checkout.
We accept returns up to 7 days after delivery, if the item is unused and in its original condition. We will refund the full order amount minus the shipping costs for the return.